Shoot me any questions relating to STP, I am willing to answer them. As long as I can trust you all and not have anyone post my answers on some news site. I don't wanna get sued for slander. My kids are always hungry, and I got a wedding to pay for. I wanna sue as much as possible.
Vaporized has been PM'ing me like CRAZY about what his inside sources have been saying about the real reason STP broke up ever since I started calling him out. Can you confirm or deny the main reason you got fired is because Eric and Dean walked in on you mudwrestling 3 underage midgets in a leapord print thong while incorrectly singing the lyrics to Where The River Goes?
I actually wish that had been the reason.
They can't fire me. I started the band.
Vaporized knows someone that knows somebody close to my third cousin's second cousin in law, so I'd say his sources are pretty legit.
On topic; the problems within the band began because they wanted to self title the album. I didn't want to do that. Eric didn't either, but he plays both sides.
If Dean is upset, he has to make everyone else upset, if not, the whole world is against him. Robert never speaks up, unless he tells it like it is to Dean in a separate room. He won't do it in front of anyone else because of Dean's request.
Dean told the press how great my melodies and vocals were on the album... Yet he called me up and told me the poor sales were due to me having weak lyrics, melodies, and no emotional connection with the fans on the songs. I told him it wasn't easy to re-write Aerosmith and watered down VR songs. He was incredibly angry and decided to call Paz and asked her if she would send him nudes. She did. She's trashy. Dean doctored our private photos and placed underage midgets all over. The leopard thong is actually my belt, but he photoshopped it.
