O-M-G.
Those were the pics I meant to send to Shangri, not STPGurl.
I meant to send you the ones where I was elegantly sporting those fancy clip on eyebrows, blue lipstick, and the pig tails wig I picked up from Party City that one night.
Btw STPGurl, my jewish girlfriend still heckles me constantly about that one message you sent to me the day after Valentine's Day.
The inappropriate one that involved you, me, Forest Gump, and the box of chocolates.
smh.
I know I'm sexy but damn enough is enough
P.S. Purple,
please stop sending me pics of your tramp stamp.