You know you're an STP fan when...

[Purple]

You smile a bit inside every time you meet someone named Scott

[Manxita]

When you have Google alerts for Stone Temple Pilots and Scott Weiland... 

[mrmojorisin]

Anytime something happens because of the weather you say (either in your head or out loud) "and I feel so much depends on the weather"

hell yeah

[MyFavoriteCagedTiger]

Everytime you see/hear a train you think of ILS

.... Or that might just be me

Haha there have been several times when I've been driving south (I know, it's not the same thing as being on a train) and being a geography major in college, I actively think about what direction I'm heading in and think of the line "leavin on a southern train" lol

I had that song on a repeat for a 3 hour long train from Baltimore to DC once:)

[Unglued812]

If you were happy when Scott began to gain some weight.

(Sorry girls, but you know its true)

[shapy]

You've worked STP lyric's into random conversations without hesitation...

This is something I definitely do.

Also, when you take advantage of your friends by deliberately getting them drunk so they'll listen to your favorite solo's by Dean.

[stpunderground]

Everytime you see a megaphone you think of Dead and Bloated

[robrhre]

You've worked STP lyric's into random conversations without hesitation...

This is something I definitely do.

Also, when you take advantage of your friends by deliberately getting them drunk so they'll listen to your favorite solo's by Dean.

I do this with a lot of bands I like, not STP. Maybe this way some people will get to hear something beside Lil Flip.

[Purple]

You've stood in front of a mirror and tried to dance like Scott. 

[Purple]

When your marketing teacher is talking about STP (Segmenting, Targeting, Positioning) and your head abruptly rises as if he would randomly talk about the Stone Temple Pilots in the middle of his marketing lecture.

Haha, same thing happened to me in my AP Chemistry class.  Something about Standard Temperature and Pressure.  Funny thing about that is when my teacher first introduced the topic in class, she said, "And no, not the band."  Nobody got the joke besides me 

I have one of those grey STP (technically motor oil) shirts, and everytime I see my friend Margeaux she points at me and yells STANDARD TEMPERATURE AND PRESSURE!  And I yell back no STONE TEMPLE PILOTS

[STPGurl]

You sing your own lullaby version of Crackerman to soothe your crying baby.  He likes it, and you feel proud.

You've fashioned the abovementioned child's hair into a killer mohawk like Scooter circa 2000.

You find youself asking "What would Weiland do?"

You form or join a secret club dedicated to Scott's naked ass.  Not that one exists.

[DeadAndNotForSale]

You feel guilty after not listening to STP for a few days.

[MyFavoriteCagedTiger]

You feel guilty after not listening to STP for a few days.

I'll raise you one. When you have withdrawal symptoms after not listening to STP for a few days.

[Purple]

You have just "rediscovered" your love for an STP song for the 45th time

[seattlesound]

Everytime you see a megaphone you think of Dead and Bloated

This definitely!

... you find yourself telling family and friends the latest STP news even though no one is asking.