I know critics hated STP, but I never knew critics voted them the 'worst new band' in 1994. First, are they fucking stupid? Second, how the hell where the new in 1994? Did Rolling Stone ever hear of Core? Finally, everybody at Rolling Stone should have been fired. Although Purple was not their first album, if the critics were making their opinion off of Purple as the first album, how the hell can you deem a band 'worst new band' off of Purple? FUCKING PURPLE!