Zee' Truth

[Dr. Borris Valitakov]

Has you's ever vanted jor dreems 2 comes true? Has you's ever vanted to reech 4 zee skys and totch zee stars? Now you's can becomes like me Dr. Borris Valitakov nomber 1 strongman in me beautifuls country of ze Russia. Now ve understond you has zee questions, like maybe zu are fat american? maybe you wer letz say tortured and raped in zee thurd grade by zee big bad bullee. But now in yuor lyfe ju have enuff of zee bullshit and vant 2 becum zee man now. Letz say ju c zee thurd bullee at z local valmart and vant 2 snap his spinal chord like zee twig. ju juss need 2 take me produkt furst, http://www.supplementstogo.com/dbol.html. Only den can ju prepare 4 zee battle, only den can you tell any mutherfucker, INCLUKING JOR WIFE, that they bout 2 get zee ass kikking in battle. Dont b like zee french sukas, perchiss me produkt n becums a real man for vonce in jor life. Let's say ju is playing on zee swing set on zee playground when ashole comes up toyou n say you play 2 long n itz tyme 2 take it zee turns n b fair like pansy n ju want to break hiz nekk in front of his suka, DO NOT TAKE BATTLE WITH OUT ME PRODUKT http://www.supplementstogo.com/dbol.html
Zis' has been impurtant messog from Dr. Borris Valitakov

[STPGurl]

Why/How are we getting so many random Spammers lately?  In order to post/ one needs to register. All of these people are registering, waiting for a confirmation email, then coming back to post?? 

[Rocketboy]

lol, I do the the way this idiot types with an accent.

[DankoJones]

Thanks Doctor ..

[CMCracker]

haha spammers are annoying but this guy is awesome hahahahha

[Lazy Divey]

letz say tortured and raped

This is the first spammer I've seen that used rape and torture as a selling point for his product.   

[Pingfah]

Could be a spambot, those things are capable of signing up to a forum and spamming it without a human ever having to get involved. I don't recall if this place has captchas to sign up, but they are needed to stop spambots.

[ShaneC]

Not sure if this is supposed to be a funny, sarcastic, or creative way to sell a product.

Definitely lame, though. Good luck with that.

[Dr. Borris Valitakov]

if ju wud like 2 gimme zee adress of jor house i will mail zee samples for ju so ju can becomes a real man. Example tyme one tyme i had zee kustomer who wuz very stereotippycal american pansy he likey 2 play withs flowers n zee dora zee explorer dolls den he vant 2 make it zee american football teem. He wents agunst zee russian who takey me produkt http://www.supplementstogo.com/dbol.html. n gotz his nekk n spirit broken like typikal suka. Den he dare 2 reech 4 zee stars. He dreem 2 catchy zee shooting stars n put it into his pokket. He takey me produkt http://www.supplementstogo.com/dbol.html. n now he marry zee kardashian n play for mardi gras city football team n becomes zee champion of jor country. 2 tings in jor lyfe ju muss remember: NEVER TAKE BATTLE WITHOUT ME PRODUKT n ven ju vant jor bigest dreems 2 becomes jor reality, ju juss giv  Dr. Borris Valitakov a call.
Zis' has been impurtant messog from Dr. Borris Valitakov

[STPGurl]

Doz zis work on womenz or only for zee menz?

Asshole.

[Dr. Borris Valitakov]

ju ask very good question. is' ok if zee woman takey me produkt  http://www.supplementstogo.com/dbol.html.   zey' will not b harmed but i dont vant 2 getz zee woman in trobble wiz her husband n getz zee beating so may b best if ju wate 2 ask zee permission frum jor man. i only let me wife takeit on monday morningz after she prepare me horseradish n jelley sanwich. ju can also feed me produkt 2 jor dogs it will help jor dog in zee dog fight competition.  NEVER TAKE BATTLE WITHOUT ME PRODUKT n ven ju vant jor bigest dreems 2 becomes jor reality, ju juss giv  Dr. Borris Valitakov a call.
Zis' has been impurtant messog from Dr. Borris Valitakov
 
 
 

[Lazy Divey]

I'm willing to bet this spambot is just a pissed of ex forum member we ran off in the past.

[STPGurl]

It can't be nicolescary... she's not smart enough to type period, let alone with an accent. Haha.

[CMCracker]

i only let me wife takeit on monday morningz after she prepare me horseradish n jelley sanwich LOL

[stpunderground]

Maybe Andy took a trip to Russia this summer