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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #45 on: March 23, 2011, 01:21:00 PM »
Eric Kretz can clap with one hand

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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #46 on: March 23, 2011, 01:28:16 PM »
eric kretz is the reason waldo is hiding
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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #47 on: March 23, 2011, 02:30:32 PM »
if you stab Eric Kretz, the knife bleeds

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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #48 on: March 25, 2011, 06:41:56 AM »
eric kretz is the reason waldo is hiding
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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #49 on: March 25, 2011, 02:01:21 PM »
  In bowling, there is no such thing as a spare for Eric Kretz. Kretz spares nothing and no one.
     
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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #50 on: March 25, 2011, 06:26:25 PM »
You know why there is no life on Mars, Eric Kretz has already been there.
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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #51 on: March 25, 2011, 08:10:18 PM »
Eric kretz can win a game of connect four in three moves
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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #52 on: April 02, 2011, 09:21:40 PM »
April fools day was boring to Eric.
Nobody fools Eric Kretz
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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #53 on: April 02, 2011, 09:39:26 PM »
Sharks have a week dedicated to Eric Kretz. :P :D
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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #54 on: April 02, 2011, 10:32:28 PM »
Eric once won a game of Tetris.

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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #55 on: April 03, 2011, 01:22:02 AM »
Eric Kretz doesnt wear a condom, because there is no such thing as protection from Eric Kretz
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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #56 on: April 03, 2011, 06:28:51 AM »
we need to make t-shirts.....
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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #57 on: April 03, 2011, 12:37:49 PM »
It's not his foot that Eric Kretz is hitting the bass drum with...
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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #58 on: April 03, 2011, 02:06:25 PM »
It's not his foot that Eric Kretz is hitting the bass drum with...
Bwahahaha!  Awesome!
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Re: Kretz a trouble maker?
« Reply #59 on: April 03, 2011, 10:05:57 PM »
It's not his foot that Eric Kretz is hitting the bass drum with...
Bwahahaha!  Awesome!
;D
I think Casper's right, we have to make t-shirts with these on so we can wear them at all the STP concerts we go to.  It can be a BE trend and at least Eric will finally get some of the love and attention he deserves  :)
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