Go ahead and smite me, but we get it Kretz is not a troublemaker. How many jokes do we need? This thread reminds me of all those Chuck Norris jokes.
Ironically, Eric Kretz hidden talent is invisibility
Eric Kretz does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Eric Kretz goes killing
Eric Kretz ordered a big mac at burger king... and got it
if you have 5 dollars and Eric Kretz has 5 dollars, Eric Kretz has more money than you
Eric Kretz can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass at night
Eric Kretz can bake a cake in the freezer
Eric Kretz doesnt consider it sex if the women lives
wow robhre you just reminded me of this chuck norris fact book that i have that i havent read in years...