Kretz a trouble maker?

[STPGurl]

And who can forget the time he bit the head off a live baby kitten on stage and then spit it into the crowd?  The man is a menace.

[laura]

It's August 22, 2008, and it's showtime at the Ford Amphitheatre in Tampa.  Everyone is there and ready to go...except for Kretz, who is spotted inexplicably wandering the streets of nearby Sarasota.  Shame that guy can't keep it together and stop bringing this great band down.
 
Seriously, though, I love that he's such an adrenaline junkie.  I hope he has a chance to bungy jump while in New Zealand (although that may seem lame by his standards).

[Unglued812]

Kretz is responsible for the band not coming to Venezuela on the South American tour

[STPGurl]

It's August 22, 2008, and it's showtime at the Ford Amphitheatre in Tampa.  Everyone is there and ready to go...except for Kretz, who is spotted inexplicably wandering the streets of nearby Sarasota.  Shame that guy can't keep it together and stop bringing this great band down.
 
Seriously, though, I love that he's such an adrenaline junkie.  I hope he has a chance to bungy jump while in New Zealand (although that may seem lame by his standards).

Laura... girl... what's with the avatar of Spaz?  lol. 

[CMCracker]

Laura... girl... what's with the avatar of Spaz?  lol. 

hahahah i was just going to comment on that...hilarius!

[stpunderground]

It's August 22, 2008, and it's showtime at the Ford Amphitheatre in Tampa.  Everyone is there and ready to go...except for Kretz, who is spotted inexplicably wandering the streets of nearby Sarasota.  Shame that guy can't keep it together and stop bringing this great band down.
 
Seriously, though, I love that he's such an adrenaline junkie.  I hope he has a chance to bungy jump while in New Zealand (although that may seem lame by his standards).

I was in attendance that very night... Such a disapointing night
I remember scott telling the crowd the show was cancelled because kretz wanted to go night snorkling in sarasota.
I was just as pissed as scott that night

Thanks alot kretz   

[laura]

Laura... girl... what's with the avatar of Spaz?  lol. 

hahahah i was just going to comment on that...hilarius!

Hahaha…I am still cracking up about that thread devoted to her, and I noticed that some people changed their avatars, so I thought it might be time for a new one.  I Google'd her to get the “loveliest” photo I could find (so many to choose from).  Hawk is right; there are nude photos of her all over the Internet (yikes!).  You’ll notice in this one that she apparently found her eye shadow, but still no eyeliner.  Maybe CMCracker can help her out there???

This made me think about that passage in Mary’s book where she described being nervous about going to some modeling event.  Her hands were unsteady, so Scott applied her lipliner for her.  I wonder why Scott never used that talent to help sPaz with her make-up?

I also found a photo of sPaz and Scott at some red carpet event.  Maybe this has already been discussed, but she looks kind of pregnant in that photo.  She also looks like she could crush him like a bug.  Not the most attractive couple…

Of course, this is just my jealousy talking **sigh**.
 

[Aylin]

Apparantly Kretz was the one who introduced them and convinced Scott to go out with her....He really is a menace that Kretz.

On another note, does anyone else get the urge to wash Spaz's face when seeing her in pics?  She just seems so dirty, and not in the good sexy way that Scott seems dirty...

[Tyrant]

Paz is actually Eric's twin sister.

[Aylin]

Paz is actually Eric's twin sister.

Or twin brother, in drag..

[Tyrant]

Paz is actually Eric's twin sister.

Or twin brother, in drag..

Oh shit... Paz IS Eric.

[Aylin]

Paz is actually Eric's twin sister.

Or twin brother, in drag..

Oh shit... Paz IS Eric.

Hahahaaaaa I think you're on to something there 

[CMCracker]

Kretz would be a way hotter woman

[Silver guns and Candybars]

kretz slept with both janina and mary behind scotts back and while he was still married to them.
He was gonna tap spaz but said fuck that and called up the girl from the between the lines video

[iastormtrooper]

This thread is incredible!  Oh and I would rather see Scott kissing Eric than Paz.