Confessions of a Smiter

[STPGurl]

I had a clean record until recently, but someone (or two someone's) decided to smite me. No idea what thread got me smited, but apparently you can't please everyone.   

 
I'm sure there's more to come no matter what is said, so I might as well let the real opinions flow now... 

Oh, and totally OT, but I have a lady boner for Silver guns and Candybars.

Aw you've made me blush 
I hope STPgurl doesn't see this she will get extremely jealous.
She keeps texting me to move to Cleveland, I can't move there because of the coldness and she can't move in  with me because of the dolphins.


 

Its just the cold that is keeping you from Cleveland?  We can't be together just because of the weather?  My husband and newborn don't frighten you, but the idea of snow does. Haha. It doesn't get THAT cold here. Its not like I live in Buffalo!

Damn. Guess it just wasn't meant to be between you and I.

[DankoJones]

" .. missing Cleveland but not the snow .. "

[Silver guns and Candybars]

I had a clean record until recently, but someone (or two someone's) decided to smite me. No idea what thread got me smited, but apparently you can't please everyone.   

 
I'm sure there's more to come no matter what is said, so I might as well let the real opinions flow now... 

Oh, and totally OT, but I have a lady boner for Silver guns and Candybars.

Aw you've made me blush 
I hope STPgurl doesn't see this she will get extremely jealous.
She keeps texting me to move to Cleveland, I can't move there because of the coldness and she can't move in  with me because of the dolphins.


 

Its just the cold that is keeping you from Cleveland?  We can't be together just because of the weather?  My husband and newborn don't frighten you, but the idea of snow does. Haha. It doesn't get THAT cold here. Its not like I live in Buffalo!

Damn. Guess it just wasn't meant to be between you and I.

"So much depends on the weather."
Oh so true.
I have thin skin, I turn red in the cold   
Ill just give your husband my girlfriend so we'll be even, just don't tell him she talks too much before the switcharoo goes down bc he might bail.
And your kids, as long as they agree to become Chargers and Padres fans I will take them in.
I will hook them up with some beautiful tats 

[Purple]

I'd been doing good with keeping my smites low until Renatozerga, (I can't remember his name.  The one who posted around 100 threads each for a specific video)  I'm pretty sure he's given me my last 2 0r 3.  Oh well I'll wear them as badges of honor lol.

Did he get banned or something? Lol

He hasn't been bombarding us with videos so my guess would be yes.  We can only hope right?  He had 1 or 2 really cool videos then just started posting their youtube library pretty much. 

[Sinnamon Toast]

I had a clean record until recently, but someone (or two someone's) decided to smite me. No idea what thread got me smited, but apparently you can't please everyone.   

 
I'm sure there's more to come no matter what is said, so I might as well let the real opinions flow now... 

Oh, and totally OT, but I have a lady boner for Silver guns and Candybars.

Aw you've made me blush 
I hope STPgurl doesn't see this she will get extremely jealous.
She keeps texting me to move to Cleveland, I can't move there because of the coldness and she can't move in  with me because of the dolphins.

Oh, but who could resist your witty posts?  Who doesn't get turned on by that mugshot of Scott?!?  I'm just sayin' that out of everyone on here, your posts have regularly made me laugh so hard that I have cried a few times.  It has been so good for me.  As for STPgurl, I applaud her taste.  I suspect it is an "Aries Thing." 

[Sinnamon Toast]

I had a clean record until recently, but someone (or two someone's) decided to smite me. No idea what thread got me smited, but apparently you can't please everyone.   

 
I'm sure there's more to come no matter what is said, so I might as well let the real opinions flow now... 

 
I know right.  Hey, I am all for the smites if I have earned it.  However, I am a "newbie" here.  Despite my personality & without kissing ass, I have been keeping it nice and neutral until I earn my stripes.  I have yet to post anything even remotely "controversial."  Perhaps that is the problem.  Fuck it. 

Yeah, it's best to keep it real here.  Whatever you say (or don't say) is bound to rub someone the wrong way, but that just makes this more fun and interesting for everyone.

A while back, my avatar was an awesome picture of Paz de la Huerta.  I thought it was quite funny, but apparently no one else here did, because I got bombarded with smites  .  I seem to be faring a little better with the photo of Ms. Love (initially I wasn't sure how that one was going to go over).  But I do think it's a great picture of her.

Anyway...I guess you can consider yourselves initiated .  So welcome!

Thanks, Laura.  I was a snoopy guest on here for about a month prior to joining.  When reading through this thread, I saw that some were very "put off" by the Spaz pic.  Personally, I would have applauded you for the humor of it!  That creature is so unusual, so fucked up...and thus, funny as hell!   

[Casual]

I confess I gave STP92 his last four smites.  I'm gonna try to get him up to my number because we are BFF's and BFF's should have the same number of smites. 

[Vaporized]

I love smites.

[VegasCrackerman]

I think we need to get some you day jobs...

[Vaporized]

I think we need to get some you day jobs...

The same could be said for you.

I have one. Thanks.

Have your first...

[DeadAndNotForSale]

I think we need to get some you day jobs...

The same could be said for you.

I have one. Thanks.

Have your first...

Ouch!

[Casual]

I have a job also.  I'll try not to be such a dick now since I've probably pissed a lot of you off.  I don't have a BFF anymore though.   They didn't want my lurrv.       update: ok we made up now.   

Vaporized...are you named after the pot smoking device "the vaporizor"?...if so, I will applaud you for that. 

[Silver guns and Candybars]

I confess I gave STP92 his last four smites.  I'm gonna try to get him up to my number because we are BFF's and BFF's should have the same number of smites.

I smited you for smiting STP92.
Then shortly afterwards I smited STP92.

[Silver guns and Candybars]

I think we need to get some you day jobs...

The same could be said for you.

I have one. Thanks.

Have your first...

Hey everyone look, the thirty something year old troll is at it again!
Glad to hear you have a job I was worried about you
I hope you save up enough money to get your own place one day.
Don't try rush it though.
Just remember, baby steps.

[VegasCrackerman]

Hahaha - hilarious. 

@Vaporized, I guess I'm able to live on the golf course, drive my H3 or Mustang GT convertible, and go to pretty much any and all concerts I choose because I'm unemployed. 

Friendly tip - next time someone says "some of you", don't automatically think it applies to you.