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Confessions of a Smiter
« on: March 02, 2011, 05:15:34 AM »
The post where you come clean about smiting someone
*dun dun dunnnnnn*

Have you ever smited someone?
Have you felt deep guilt by doing so?
Has it caused you to lose sleep?
Has it affected your personal life?
Your sex life?
Are your friends noticing that youve "changed"?
Do your children look at you different?
Have you lost self respect?
Is it hard to look at the person staring back in the mirror?

Well my friends, heres your chance to wash away your guilt so you can move foward in your life!
Welcome the "The Official Below Empty Smite Confessional Room"

Now ive got something to get off my chest.
PJSTP.
My brother,
about two months ago I smited you.
You were the new guy ya know.
And your first post you dissed kitchenware and candybars.
And you have pj in your name.
I had no choice.
Smited your ass.
Wish I didnt though

Whew glad thats off my chest now.
Think ill go walk the dog now.



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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2011, 05:18:20 AM »
I have smitted people, but only about three or four times. I think I applauded you about three times, simply because I can appreciate how you try to piss people off sometimes.
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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2011, 05:22:39 AM »
I must confess that I have smote people. I occaisionally do it when I think someone's posted something incredibly stupid. I generally feel really guilty after I've done it and give the person two applauds.
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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2011, 05:51:35 AM »
Hahahaha, I smote someone on the "Bands you Hate" thread who said they hated Mumford and Sons. That hit a little close to home so I had to...

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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2011, 02:15:35 PM »
I think nicole Scary got most of my smites
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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2011, 03:21:41 PM »
The only time I even think about smiting is if someone attacks my opinion on something or someone else's opinion.  Disagreeing is fine... completely fine with me, but when someone says something like "you are stupid, such and such is a good song and you don't know what you are talking about" then I get irritated. 

It is just an opinion.  If I don't agree with someone I may say "I sort of like that song or lyric or whatever" or "here is why I like or dislike something".  But not rip them personally.  That is just ignorant IMHO.

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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2011, 04:01:47 PM »
The only time I even think about smiting is if someone attacks my opinion on something or someone else's opinion.  Disagreeing is fine... completely fine with me, but when someone says something like "you are stupid, such and such is a good song and you don't know what you are talking about" then I get irritated. 

It is just an opinion.  If I don't agree with someone I may say "I sort of like that song or lyric or whatever" or "here is why I like or dislike something".  But not rip them personally.  That is just ignorant IMHO.

I must confess: im smiting you right now bcuz you have the user name i wish i have.

Sorr bro. Pure jealousy.
Seems like you left me when you broke down

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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2011, 04:07:02 PM »
The only time I even think about smiting is if someone attacks my opinion on something or someone else's opinion.  Disagreeing is fine... completely fine with me, but when someone says something like "you are stupid, such and such is a good song and you don't know what you are talking about" then I get irritated. 

It is just an opinion.  If I don't agree with someone I may say "I sort of like that song or lyric or whatever" or "here is why I like or dislike something".  But not rip them personally.  That is just ignorant IMHO.

I must confess: im smiting you right now bcuz you have the user name i wish i have.

Sorr bro. Pure jealousy.


and due to this i applauded you because i found this entertaining

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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2011, 04:14:20 PM »
The only time I even think about smiting is if someone attacks my opinion on something or someone else's opinion.  Disagreeing is fine... completely fine with me, but when someone says something like "you are stupid, such and such is a good song and you don't know what you are talking about" then I get irritated. 

It is just an opinion.  If I don't agree with someone I may say "I sort of like that song or lyric or whatever" or "here is why I like or dislike something".  But not rip them personally.  That is just ignorant IMHO.

I must confess: im smiting you right now bcuz you have the user name i wish i have.

Sorr bro. Pure jealousy.


and due to this i applauded you because i found this entertaining


:)  Me too!

Here's an applaud

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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2011, 05:21:42 PM »
I'm just going to cut and copy my post from the other thread and stick it here:
 
Smiting is like being the "mean girl" in high school.
 
Sometimes, I smite Loungefly611 just because he's the only one with more posts than me and deep inside, I hate him for it.
 
Sometimes I smite Andrew because I imagine that he smells like mustard. 
 
Sometimes, I even smite VegasCrackerman, because I suspect he has more autographs than me and also because I KNOW he's been to more shows than me.  I hate that in a person.
 
We should start a "Smite Confessions" thread.  I think it would make people feel better.
 
*I'm totally kidding about smiting you guys.  I've never done the "s" word to any of you - except for Loungefly.  Haha.*
How could they not notice it?! Because it's a little mint.  It's a Junior Mint!

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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2011, 06:11:54 PM »
This is like the 15th time I got smited for nothing. If you are going to smite me the least you can do is smite me all the time, so I can have the record.
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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2011, 06:15:13 PM »
This is like the 15th time I got smited for nothing. If you are going to smite me the least you can do is smite me all the time, so I can have the record.

You got the same amount of applauds and smites!

Good for you :D
Seems like you left me when you broke down

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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2011, 06:18:53 PM »
This is like the 15th time I got smited for nothing. If you are going to smite me the least you can do is smite me all the time, so I can have the record.

I hold the record I believe.
The cool thing is I dont even have that many posts either, so basically all of my posts are triggering responses from everybody here
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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2011, 06:26:41 PM »
Yeah, I have some work to catch you, lol.
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Re: Confessions of a Smiter
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2011, 12:13:52 AM »
I don't think I've ever smote anyone but I'm quite liberal with my applauds.

And I'm still looking for whoever gave me that 4th smite!!!

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