Drumroll, please...
"Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! We welcome you to the greatest show on Earth!"
*A tall skinny blonde does a super-cool cartwheel and then a kick-ass flip, but does not stick the landing*
That's me pretending to be a circus acrobat person. Obviously it doesn't work out, which shouldn't be surprising since I can't even manage to walk and chew gum at the same time without falling.
Alright, anyway. My name's Jessie.
I live in Cleveland, Ohio, and probably always will. No one escapes this town.
I'm just a poor college student (PR major, third year) who works as a barista in a coffee shop in order to put gas into my car. Which, by the way, is a green VW Beetle that I love with all my heart. Her name is Josie.
I dig tattoos. A lot. Right now I have three, but that will change very, very soon. I smoke too many cigarettes too many times a day, and love doing so. I also have a horrible coffee addiction - I won't leave the house without a travel mug of java. I like reading poetry (cummings and Whitman are my favorites). I'm also obsessed with designer bags (Coach and Prada... Mmmm). I have a faery fetish and adore cheesecake. I write a whole bunch, usually in fragmented sentences. I've completed two novels which I never plan on publishing, and am currently finishing my third. I write because I enjoy doing so, not because I want to make lots of money off it. However, I AM going to win the lotto, and when I do I am going to fill a large swimming pool with chocolate syrup and money and dive in. All of you are welcome to join me.
Ooooh, and I like Stone Temple Pilots. Bunches. Back off bitches, Scott is MINE.
I'm done now. Thank you for your time. 
WOW. I read this and thought I was reading about myself.
Except.. I don't have tattoos, I only have piercings, and not that many.
I'm not opposed to them, I just haven't been mesmerized by anything to have it immortalized on my body.
But, I smoke, drink coffee, and adore designer handbags - and don't forget the shoes.
Nice to meetcha. I'm Melanie.
