Worst names the band could come up with for a new album

[STP92]

This topic spawned from a different topic where I asked what the new STP album name should be. Someone posted the worst titles they could have which started this. I'm not very good at coming up with names so I'd love to hear some awesomely bad titles.

The only ones I could come up with:

"It's Far From Over!"
"Big Music...Music slightly larger than Tiny Music...Songs from a Vatician Gift Shop"

[lunacy]

i just came up with something that's really.. bad XD
referring to the dickipedia entry about him.

something among the lines of;
stone temple pilots - he's still alive.

*quietly leaves now*

[Blue]

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS: BACK AND BIGGER THAN EVER

STP - Monkey Feces

STP - Livin La Vida A Gada

STP - While the Trees Cry

STP - You are my World

STP - Buy This Album

STP - The Return

STP - The Orange Album (this is not the name, it just the album comes in an orange case with no title)

STP - They Ride Again

STP - God Bless America

STP - Hey, Let's Go Pig Fucking!

[shapy]

"Relapse"

or....

"Punk Junk"

[STP92]

"Welcome to Our World"

[StoneTempleBrett]

I hope the album cover is random as shit like Purple and Tiny Music.  Maybe a group of chihuahuas surfing.  They'll probably be egomaniacs though and put their pictures on the cover like U2 and make it self titled.  If that happens I'll be bumping this thread up several months from now.

[Stp74]

We're back or Round 3....something like that.

[shapy]

I can't imagine they'd put their own pics on the cover. I just feel like they're beyond that. Little dogs on surf boards makes me think of like Blink 182 or the Jonas Brothers... IDK, just seems corny, sorry, don't mean to offend your idea. I think that image is hilarious, but not for STP album cover.

Maybe if each member of STP took an old baby pic from when they were 1 or 2 and super imposed them playing instruments, scratch that, not playing instruments but instead they're cooking a big meal atop of an erupting volcano. Haha, that'd be hilarious. Although now for some reason that album name 'Core' seems to be more relevant to that image. Oh well.

Let's be honest. I don't think anyone of us will care what it looks like or what it's called as long as STP does indeed put out another album.

[wickedgarden23]

"Welcome to Our World"

Hahahahaha that's very random yet hilariously awful!

I hope the album cover is random as shit like Purple and Tiny Music.  Maybe a group of chihuahuas surfing.  They'll probably be egomaniacs though and put their pictures on the cover like U2 and make it self titled.  If that happens I'll be bumping this thread up several months from now.

Ugh, I agree. I hate it when CDs have pictures of the band on the cover. There are exceptions at times, but most of the time it just seems really uncreative. Save the band pictures for the CD booklet and make the album cover creative!!

[Blue]

For some reason I've go the image of a chihuahua in a pinstripe suit and a fedora on the cover

[Slither]

No. 6, Stone Temple Pilots Sing American Idol Classics, Libertando, Obama's Economic Plan, Ten

[Peebs]

"naked old man ass"

ick

[carolyn]

They've sort of already done the "dog in clothes in a ridiculous situation" thing with the Hollywood Bitch/Revolution single...

[StoneTempleBrett]

I can't imagine they'd put their own pics on the cover. I just feel like they're beyond that. Little dogs on surf boards makes me think of like Blink 182 or the Jonas Brothers... IDK, just seems corny, sorry, don't mean to offend your idea. I think that image is hilarious, but not for STP album cover.

It'd fit right in with their random covers.

[STP92]

"STP & The Case of the Missing Album Cover"...

...with no album cover of course.