Wow. Sounds like your teacher is hella qualified:
If someone's thin, they're on drugs.
If that was my class, I would have raised my hand and defended my man!
Then again... if that was my class and the teacher mentioned Weiland, I think all eyes would ALREADY be on me, WAITING for me to say something. lol. My little... "problem" has never exactly been a secret. Haha.
I run into people I went to high school with today, and one of the first things they ask is "Are you still obsessed with STP?" Seriously.