Aaron, you WOULD break up with your girlfriend for Weiland, despite your claims that you "don't swing that way" and you know it. If I know it, YOU have to know.
Tony hates STP. Well... He probably didn't hate them until he met me. The whole Weilandlove thing makes him sick. We actually bicker about it pretty often. We were on vacation in FL when I heard about all this "STP reunion shit" - mostly the Rock on the Range part, and it literally ruined our day at the beach. "We've been together three and a half years, and I've never seen you smile like that," he said to me. When I tried to explain myself, I would up digging a much bigger hole.
In all honesty, I'm not sure what's going to happen when we DO go to RoTR and he sees my uncontrollable reaction to a sweaty Weiland. I'm thinking he's not going to like the crying and screaming/screeching that comes out of me when W has that bullhorn. It didn't settle him down any when I said that I was glad he could finally "share an STP show with me." He thinks it's creepy.
Cause it mostly is. lol