You've seen right through me, Pepper. Deep down, I know that Scott is an amazingly dedicated, stand up guy who is every bit as talented and committed now as he was in his peak... But alas, he ignored me when I waved to him at the airport years ago, and since then I have dedicated my entire life to sullying this great man's reputation.
I am ashamed of this facade, and I apologize for perpetuating it for so long.