Nice to meetcha.
I'm glad I'm not associated with trouble. YET.
We're afraid that if we pick on you, you'll track us down and send those dogs loose
Seriously, Barbie, you should stay away from Ian. He's got a real thing for blondes that love Weiland. And all joking aside, he's just bad news. You're new, and I feel like as a fellow STPette, you should be notified.
I've been friends with him for years, and just LOOK at me. This doesn't have to happen to you. You can still save yourself, girl.